tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59682594480804002102011-04-21T14:45:14.466-07:00Big Brothers Big Lesbianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08307129351508657732noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5968259448080400210.post-84224100537629214472008-04-01T05:15:00.000-07:002008-04-01T05:44:24.521-07:00<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_DTNP75OFDWw/R_IuA4De8eI/AAAAAAAAAKU/sq75_fGmNn8/s1600-h/kathy22darkcheekbones.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184256713638736354" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_DTNP75OFDWw/R_IuA4De8eI/AAAAAAAAAKU/sq75_fGmNn8/s320/kathy22darkcheekbones.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div>Welcome back ladies. Another year another gladiator style battle begins. Unpack you're rainbow waistcoats, unfurl that gay flag and take your ringside seat, dip that hand into that popcorn and ready yourself for another eight months of drama, high antics, fierce competitions but mainly hot chicks, willing to show themselves for the sake of winning.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Miss Gay UK is back with a vengeance, this time teaming up with Ireland as well. Oh I am partial to an Irish Lassie who can bake! I fondly remember the lovely Leah from last year....Be still my beating heart!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Heat one is again at The Fox in Birmingham, I will never forget The Fox, I had a drink in there on Miss Gay UK finals night that was akin to Windowlene, did the trick though, I found myself at 4am eating a dodgy horse burger outside the nightclub, and promptly vomiting it up in some grim back alley that smelt suspiciously of human poop!! Gotta love the authenticity of Birmingham.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>So, what will this year bring I wonder? What talents will be brought to the table from the next batch of fresh eyed keen women all longing for world peace and a better life for all the children in Africa?</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>If I remember correctly last year's talents included being able to drink wine from a bottle nestled into the cleavage, break-dancing, body popping, singing and my personal favourite being able to put an entire Victoria sponge in you re mouth whilst reciting the Dylan Thomas poem "do not go gentle into that good night" God lesbians are a talented breed.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>So if you want to witness this amazing journey to the final of Miss Gay UK, then stick with me,. as I will be interviewing all the girls who win the heats, and adding my own commentary to the proceedings. Tell all you're friends, and you're friends,friends.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>I am putting an add in the local paper " Jaded blog writer seeks blog readers for friendship and possible LTR. I am kind and witty with a penchant for <a href="mailto:S@M">S@M</a> and possible <a href="mailto:M@M">M@M</a> with a view to extend my portfolio for a ISA or probable IMA. All applicants must be able to read, but that's all I ask in return."</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>So fellow lesbo-noughts lets get this show on the road. Next week I will tell you about an encounter I had with an unidentified object I found when I was heading south...if you know what I mean :)</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>MGUBL</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5968259448080400210-8422410053762921447?l=missgayuksbiglesbian.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Big Brothers Big Lesbianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08307129351508657732noreply@blogger.com0